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Fuck Off, Coronavirus, I'm Coloring: Self-Care for the Self-Quarantined, A Humorous Adult Swear Word Coloring Book During COVID-19 Pandemic (Fuck Off I’m Coloring) (Paperback)

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Description


Stuck in the house? Pissed off at the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic?! Well then color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book!  

Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book!

About the Author


Dare You Stamp Co. was founded in 1776 when noted Philadelphian Jeremiah Dare was hired by the not-yet-Founding Fathers to print draft copies of the Declaration of Independence. When the documents arrived at Independence Hall, an unfortunate typo read “When in the Curse of human events…” So irate was George Washington that he said, “The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.” Dare’s instinct was to simply reply, “Fuck you.” Today, the Editors of Dare You Stamp Company continue to bring you belligerent content as a subset of Cider Mill Press.


Product Details
ISBN: 9781646430444
ISBN-10: 1646430441
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Publication Date: April 14th, 2020
Pages: 112
Language: English
Series: Fuck Off I’m Coloring

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